GOLFER AT THE DENTIST
A man and his wife
Walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the
Dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies
Sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the
Anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to
Pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the
Best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait
For the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought
To himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to
Have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to
His wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him..
A man and his wife
Walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the
Dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies
Sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the
Anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to
Pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the
Best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait
For the anesthetic to work!'
The dentist thought
To himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to
Have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to
His wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him..