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Getting old = getting weak?

Art SC

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Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.

"By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So", says the second drunk, "What's your point?"

"Well", says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"


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This may be what TeeJay was referring to but may be not.
Two bulls were sitting on top of a hill, overlooking a spread of nice cows. The younger bull said, "You know what, I can't contain myself, I'm gonna run down there and have my way with one of those pretty cows"
The older bull looks at him and says," Why don't we just walk down the hill and have our way with all of them."
 
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