[size=small]All those rain covers are nice and shore do look pretty, especially to the "Five Finger Discount" crowd...
SO, how about this model, newly done up in not-so-fashionable pink bubble wrap and TWO, count 'em TWO, kinds of tape:
- Indestructible Thermopoly orange
- Tried and True Silver duct.
It comes complete with a replaceable produce bag clear plastic face. It is the final word in ultra-modern, Junkque Chic!
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It is impervious to dust, rain, shock, and longing stares from crack heads, con-men and clip thieves. Best of all is the low, low cost: just about nuttin'.
Okay it aint pretty, but it's other qualities make up for that. Im thinking of calling it the 'Revis Wraparound," in honor of the guy who gave me the idea.
To borrow a phrase from our good buddy Jeff Foxworthy:
"If your rain cover is made from bubble-wrap and duct tape...you might be a Redneck."
P.S. If you look closely, you can also see the latest in detector upgrades, the patented "Silicone Rubber-Bumper PinPoint Modification." Don't delay, get yours TODAY![/size]