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The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine
>>>> walked its entire length looking for a seat, but
>>>> the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed
>>>> middle-aged French woman's poodle.
>>>>
>>>> The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I
>>>> please have that seat?"
>>>>
>>>> The French woman just sniffed and said to no
>>>> one in particular, "Americans, they are so rude.
>>>> My little Fifi is using that seat."
>>>>
>>>> The Marine walked the entire train again, but
>>>> the only seat left was under that dog.
>>>>
>>>> "Please, ma'am. May I sit down?
>>>> I'm very tired."
>>>>
>>>> She snorted, "Not only are you Americans
>>>> rude, you are also arrogant!"
>>>>
>>>> This time the Marine didn't say a word, he
>>>> just picked up the little dog, tossed it out
>>>> the train window, and sat down.
>>>>
>>>> The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend
>>>> my honor! Put this American in his place!"
>>>>
>>>> An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke
>>>> up. "Sir, you Americans often seem to have
>>>> a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You
>>>> hold the fork in the wrong hand and, you
>>>> drive your autos on the wrong side of the
>>>> road, and now Sir, you've thrown the
>>>> wrong bitch out the window!"
>>>> walked its entire length looking for a seat, but
>>>> the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed
>>>> middle-aged French woman's poodle.
>>>>
>>>> The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I
>>>> please have that seat?"
>>>>
>>>> The French woman just sniffed and said to no
>>>> one in particular, "Americans, they are so rude.
>>>> My little Fifi is using that seat."
>>>>
>>>> The Marine walked the entire train again, but
>>>> the only seat left was under that dog.
>>>>
>>>> "Please, ma'am. May I sit down?
>>>> I'm very tired."
>>>>
>>>> She snorted, "Not only are you Americans
>>>> rude, you are also arrogant!"
>>>>
>>>> This time the Marine didn't say a word, he
>>>> just picked up the little dog, tossed it out
>>>> the train window, and sat down.
>>>>
>>>> The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend
>>>> my honor! Put this American in his place!"
>>>>
>>>> An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke
>>>> up. "Sir, you Americans often seem to have
>>>> a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You
>>>> hold the fork in the wrong hand and, you
>>>> drive your autos on the wrong side of the
>>>> road, and now Sir, you've thrown the
>>>> wrong bitch out the window!"