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Chili Judging in Texas
Copyright W. Bruce Cameron
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git a few longneckers in them boys, and they will even kook asphalt and call it chili...... <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)">
Royal, Wayner and ole Mikey wud fit in sooooooooooo close to this bunch, why they wud even seem like kinfolks <img src="/metal/html/tongue.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":b">
 
Our teams chile was called Road Kill Chile. We never won , but had LOTS of fun!
 
that in fairness, I would have appointed the following three people as judges: Judge #1 would have to be Wayne from Canada because it always helps to have a judge from another County, Judge #2 would be Butch because of his concise and proper writing ability along with his reputation of never telling a fib, and judge #3 would have to be Little Sis because having a lady as a judge would be considered political correct.
As an alternative, I considered Arkie John, but I hesitate to put a "Man of the Cloth" in a position whereas he might utter a few words that would be forbidden because of his faith...it would look kinda funny to see a Baptist Preacher going to Confession for using a few choice words.
Dan, I really enjoyed reading your chili story, it was really funny...thanks for taking the time to post it. Please have a great day! Kelley (Texas) <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
 
me a "Flaming Armadillo" and I turn into one, for sure! But that was in days past! <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol"> Somehow, imagining Royal, Mike and Wayner doing anything conjurs up laughter and fun!! <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol"> And we STILL don't know about everything that went on during their vacation together, I'm sure! <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)"> We need to show them fun, Arkansas style, huh Butch? <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)">
 
about the first beer, I would already be shi-faced, and on the ground, face down. But "because I am a woman" makes me feel oh so different! <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol"> Bite me, Cowboy, and email me! <img src="/metal/html/smile.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":)">
 
next to impossible for me to Judge a Chili cookoff. I am such a wimp <img src="/metal/html/shocked.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":shock"> A very good friends wife is from Texas and when she makes Tacos i have to bring my own meat <img src="/metal/html/grin.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":grin"> I love Tacos and most Southwestern food but can not handle hot spicy stuff, so i make my own......... "wimp style" <img src="/metal/html/lol.gif" border=0 width=15 height=15 alt=":lol">
Wayne
 
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