Arkie John
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The Friday Nights were as regular as clockwork growin' up where we did. Daddy and Momma would got to Hamp Prichard's house most of the time, where I was the only kid. That was neat, bein' all of five or six, I liked gettin' all the attention I could.
I remember that Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Gilette Blue Blades and Burma Shave were regular sponsors. But I liked the attention I got since Linda was just a couple of years old I STILL thought of my little ole self an an only child sometimes. I was probably 7 or so.
There were certain times that the folks would go much nearer than Hamp's house down on Edison. They'd opt for James and Ethel Davenport's house, about a quarter mile away. Now that was OK with me but they had an "only" child, a rather obnoxious son, Ronnie, that was my age. We got along much of the time but we tended to get on each other's nerves and into little spats when we would tire of each other's selfish attitudes. He was the spoiled one you know.
Those little spats would elevate into out-and-out fist fights all too often. When that happened, I found that I was usually on the losin' end of those deals and I'd come runnin' to Daddy or Momma and we'd go home with me just bawlin'--without Daddy being able to finish the sho-nuff Friday night fights. I was no fun after bein' whuped up on, you see, and I let everybody know it.
Well, one night after such an incident, Papa took me into my room after we got home, away from Mother and gave me a stern talkin' to about fightin'--man to man. I straightened up and marked what he had to say, down in my memory, and went promptly to bed, probably still snubbin' every so often until I drifted off.
It wasn't too long--maybe three or four weeks later, we were, once again, down at the Davenport's house watching the fights. Mother and Ethel were in the kitchen talkin' about what women talk about and Daddy and James had their noses in the B&W fuzzy grained TV, sittin' on the edge of their seats.
Ronnie and I just did out own thing, playing outside. The kid had some really neat, shiny toys. I got to likin' this one steam shovel and began playin' with it until Ronnie decided that HE wanted it. Well, you can imagine what happened next. I pounced on that boy like a duck on a june bug and the fight was on--fists justa flyin'.
From Daddy's point of view, tellin' a friend a while later (at the barber shop) he said, "We all heard the damnest commotion out in the yard. It was too dark to make anything out but it sounded like some blood curdlin' screams of somebody gettin' the livin' h3ll beat out of 'em. We all four dropped everything and RAN outside to see Johnny sittin' astraddle of James and Ethel's boy, just beatin' the whey out of him. Thump, thump thump came his fists off the other boy's noggin. The kid was screamin' bloody MURDER! I immediately jerked Johnny off him and scolded him sternly in front of James and Ethel and his Momma.
'Boy, I thought I taught you better than that. You KNOW you are supposed to act better than that whenever we are guests at someone else's house.'"
Well, this really DID upset me when Daddy had me by the arms and givin me what for in front of God and everybody. I was cryin' and squawlin' and in and amongst my sobs I blurted out, in the presence of all four adults, "Well Daddy you TOLD me that if I EVER let that Davenport boy beat me up again that you were gonna give me ANOTHER whuppin' when we got home. So I just made SURE that he got his tonight."
Ooooo. Pin drop city. I imagine that it got pretty quiet. I'll bet Daddy's and Momma's red faces were enough to illuminate our way as they hastily escorted me to the car and then home. Can you imagine the tap dancin' Daddy had to do on that one?
Hey! That's ONE Friday night fight that I won with a TKO! I think it was the last one. Even though we all remained friends until us kids graduated high school, I really don't remember us being invited down for the fights after that, for some reason.
But I'll tell you what. I never had to worry about that kid ever thumpin' me again. Even though I embarrassed the folks, I just KNOW Daddy was proud of me down deep. I bet Momma was snickerin' a little to herself after everything settled down.
Man, life was just grand growin' up in Saline County, and I really loved it!
Hope you enjoyed the story. Thanks for comin' along. <><
AJ
I remember that Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer and Gilette Blue Blades and Burma Shave were regular sponsors. But I liked the attention I got since Linda was just a couple of years old I STILL thought of my little ole self an an only child sometimes. I was probably 7 or so.
There were certain times that the folks would go much nearer than Hamp's house down on Edison. They'd opt for James and Ethel Davenport's house, about a quarter mile away. Now that was OK with me but they had an "only" child, a rather obnoxious son, Ronnie, that was my age. We got along much of the time but we tended to get on each other's nerves and into little spats when we would tire of each other's selfish attitudes. He was the spoiled one you know.
Those little spats would elevate into out-and-out fist fights all too often. When that happened, I found that I was usually on the losin' end of those deals and I'd come runnin' to Daddy or Momma and we'd go home with me just bawlin'--without Daddy being able to finish the sho-nuff Friday night fights. I was no fun after bein' whuped up on, you see, and I let everybody know it.
Well, one night after such an incident, Papa took me into my room after we got home, away from Mother and gave me a stern talkin' to about fightin'--man to man. I straightened up and marked what he had to say, down in my memory, and went promptly to bed, probably still snubbin' every so often until I drifted off.
It wasn't too long--maybe three or four weeks later, we were, once again, down at the Davenport's house watching the fights. Mother and Ethel were in the kitchen talkin' about what women talk about and Daddy and James had their noses in the B&W fuzzy grained TV, sittin' on the edge of their seats.
Ronnie and I just did out own thing, playing outside. The kid had some really neat, shiny toys. I got to likin' this one steam shovel and began playin' with it until Ronnie decided that HE wanted it. Well, you can imagine what happened next. I pounced on that boy like a duck on a june bug and the fight was on--fists justa flyin'.
From Daddy's point of view, tellin' a friend a while later (at the barber shop) he said, "We all heard the damnest commotion out in the yard. It was too dark to make anything out but it sounded like some blood curdlin' screams of somebody gettin' the livin' h3ll beat out of 'em. We all four dropped everything and RAN outside to see Johnny sittin' astraddle of James and Ethel's boy, just beatin' the whey out of him. Thump, thump thump came his fists off the other boy's noggin. The kid was screamin' bloody MURDER! I immediately jerked Johnny off him and scolded him sternly in front of James and Ethel and his Momma.
'Boy, I thought I taught you better than that. You KNOW you are supposed to act better than that whenever we are guests at someone else's house.'"
Well, this really DID upset me when Daddy had me by the arms and givin me what for in front of God and everybody. I was cryin' and squawlin' and in and amongst my sobs I blurted out, in the presence of all four adults, "Well Daddy you TOLD me that if I EVER let that Davenport boy beat me up again that you were gonna give me ANOTHER whuppin' when we got home. So I just made SURE that he got his tonight."
Ooooo. Pin drop city. I imagine that it got pretty quiet. I'll bet Daddy's and Momma's red faces were enough to illuminate our way as they hastily escorted me to the car and then home. Can you imagine the tap dancin' Daddy had to do on that one?
Hey! That's ONE Friday night fight that I won with a TKO! I think it was the last one. Even though we all remained friends until us kids graduated high school, I really don't remember us being invited down for the fights after that, for some reason.
But I'll tell you what. I never had to worry about that kid ever thumpin' me again. Even though I embarrassed the folks, I just KNOW Daddy was proud of me down deep. I bet Momma was snickerin' a little to herself after everything settled down.
Man, life was just grand growin' up in Saline County, and I really loved it!
Hope you enjoyed the story. Thanks for comin' along. <><
AJ