Fred, Wayne? Think this is possible? :D

[Royal]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of
the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they
are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take
the
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples
at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along,
the one
who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men . . . men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's
up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
something
acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know

 

[Kelley (Texas)]

It appears that this poem might have been written by a woman...it is sorta bias in that sense. I will make a copy of this poem and give it to "Tater Top" at the old feed store so that he can share it with all the men there. Thanks for posting it, and please have a great day! Kelley (Texas)

 

[Wayne in BC]

finally!