Wayne in BC
New member
A tough old Texas cowboy once counseled
his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life,
the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his
oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and
lived to the age of 110. He left four children, 20
grandchildren, 30 great-grandchildren, 10
great-great-grandchildren and a fifty-foot hole where
the crematorium used to be.
his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life,
the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his
oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and
lived to the age of 110. He left four children, 20
grandchildren, 30 great-grandchildren, 10
great-great-grandchildren and a fifty-foot hole where
the crematorium used to be.