Wayne in BC
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A man was hiking through the hills in Scotland and
stopped for a drink at a mountain stream.
An old shepherd, rather tattered and worn shouted to him:
"Dinna take a draught oot o the riffle laddie, 'tis poorly wi' the dregs o
ma cattle."
(Translates to: don't drink the water sir, it's full of cow chitt)
The hiker said, "I say old man, I'll have you know I'm an English gentleman.
Please address me in the proper English language, you heathen."
The shepherd replied,
stopped for a drink at a mountain stream.
An old shepherd, rather tattered and worn shouted to him:
"Dinna take a draught oot o the riffle laddie, 'tis poorly wi' the dregs o
ma cattle."
(Translates to: don't drink the water sir, it's full of cow chitt)
The hiker said, "I say old man, I'll have you know I'm an English gentleman.
Please address me in the proper English language, you heathen."
The shepherd replied,