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Flatulence Leads to Grounding of Plane
- Thread starter Ed SW Fla
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Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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A motorcycle with a side-car is a great vehicle to take on your first date if you absolutely, positively cannot refrain from blasting a Guinness world class fart, therefore ending any chance of getting a CD or anything else. A two seater El Camino is not the best mode of transportation in such a scenario. Might want to stay away from Taco Bells for a few days before the big date.
If unsure, always wear protection
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If unsure, always wear protection
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Tom in Victoria
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.... should always make sure there is a dog nearby or pick out a human victim one can sorta point at and roll ones eyes! That woman was a rank amateur at this fine old art !
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If you beleive that your full of it!
... in our hardware store.
Perhaps I may have mentioned in the past, we are in an area with lots of geezers. Experience serving our elderly customer base has taught us to always lead and never follow the geezers and geezerettes to the items they need even if they know where the product is located.
Quite a few of these seasoned citizens are VERY hard of hearing and assume that because they can't hear themselves farting or "pooting", no one else can either ... will "let-er-rip" ... at will, while walking down the aisle or standing there talking with you.... sometimes in multiple sequences, in varying tones, reaching unheard of bass to treble frequencies, in mind boggling amazing durations.
We sometimes wonder if they have actually hurt themselves and need to be rushed by ambulance to their proctoligist.
Perhaps I may have mentioned in the past, we are in an area with lots of geezers. Experience serving our elderly customer base has taught us to always lead and never follow the geezers and geezerettes to the items they need even if they know where the product is located.
Quite a few of these seasoned citizens are VERY hard of hearing and assume that because they can't hear themselves farting or "pooting", no one else can either ... will "let-er-rip" ... at will, while walking down the aisle or standing there talking with you.... sometimes in multiple sequences, in varying tones, reaching unheard of bass to treble frequencies, in mind boggling amazing durations.
We sometimes wonder if they have actually hurt themselves and need to be rushed by ambulance to their proctoligist.
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copperhead
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