Famous people I have met while detecting

[cwilk]

This morning I spent some time at a new spot. It was loaded with clad. It was muggy and had just rained so I was a real mess. During a smoke break back at my truck I took notice of the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and two kids who looked like angels. I said hi and when I went back to work the kids tagged along. I told them they could help but they should ask their mother. I waved to her again and she said stay close. When we finished the kids wanted to show mom the loot so we walked over to her. This woman was on the phone constantly so we waited. As we showed her the treasure and chatted I kept staring at her and finally got it. You're Uma Thurman aren't you? She got real nervous and said I didn't think you recognized me. I asked if she would sign something but she said she would prefer not to. There were quite a few other people around and she didn't want any more attention than necessary. They left rather quickly. I am in love. She was hot as hell and was without a bra, tight jeans, tank top, hair tied back. Very tall, all legs! She was driving a big gas guzzler. Green my ass.

Here is the loot. 114 coins for $13.12. The kids took some coins too. The ring is 925 and about 5-6 grams. The necklace is unmarked and costume I am 99 percent sure. I still don't get the little drawing in the locket. It says bacon if you can't make it out. Opinions?

Chris

 

[prodrigsr]

I [size=large]would have been impressed if it had been Demi Moore, but Uma Thurman?? Naaa!![/size]

 

[bearkat4160]

AWESOME, I'm huge fan of hers also. Dont know what else to say Im stunned.....best treasure found in awhile. Good story! HH

 

[Parkit]

Opinons? Yea, I think Uma Thurman is hot as hell also. About the loot I don' t have a clue about the "bacon" thing, sorry.

 

[cwilk]

After I got something to eat and took a little nap had to decide. Laundry or Metal Detect? Here is what I found. Too bad there isn't a really hot spot to hunt near the laundromat.

The ring was a nice surprise in the deep outfield of a softball field. What a streak I'm on! If it was gold and diamonds you would have heard me shouting. I'll take 925 and CZ. 9 grams. Later this fall I'll do the whole field when they stop playing. The maintenance guys told me they always roll it in the spring.

The crystal ball was in a hole with a quarter. I amazed I didn't hit it. Appears to be a natural crystal. There are a lot of alternative lifestyle people who live around where I was digging. I looked deep into it and I didn't see the silver ring.

Uma didn't come back. I had a number of very clever things I'd thought of to say. I put my chances at 1 in a billion. She has a house very close to there. Alternative lifestyles and Uma Thurman. Anybody care to take a guess?

Chris

PS I really hate letting my laundry go until Sunday night. Luckily it is a 24 hour concern. I'll be there around 11pm and it will be crowded but not as crowded as it is right now!

 

[awhitster]

[quote cwilk] Alternative lifestyles and Uma Thurman. Anybody care to take a guess?

[/quote]She's queer? Oh, BTW, nice finds.

 

[cwilk]

My last sentence first post was a shot at the Hollywood community. She never would have been driving that big gas guzzler in CA or Aspen. It was supposed to say greem my a$$.

Chris

 

[loki]

Hi,

the word "Bacon" is no doubt the end of the expression "Makin' Bacon" - a reference to the reproductive activities of humans. The male genitalia pictured in the locket would seem to bear this out...

cheers,
loki

 

[cwilk]

I kind of thought more along the lines of a pet word that a couple could use in mixed company for a laugh. The girl might be talking about how she loves bacon which would seem very innocent. Also thought the girl might be Jewish. Forbidden meat. Perhaps there is a missing picture on the other side. Eggs anybody? I'll never know but if I ever meet the owner the price of my returning it will be an explanation. I like your theory too.

Chris

 

[Uncle Willy]

Geez! I thought that was a rocket ship.

Bill

 

[Uncle Willy]

Yeah wouldn't light my fire either.

Bill

 

[silvernail]

Never heard of Uma but I proolly woulda recognized Minnie Pearl or Oprah Winfrey.