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Fake Metal Detector Announcement

reddirtfisher

New member
:cool: THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT IS NOT FOR REAL. FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.

I was just fantasizing about a new Whites VLF metal detector announcement. I would hope it would go something like this..................................

:whites: Announcing the New Whites Eagle ID Elite Series. Built into the same chassis as the IDX Pro this new detector is simple to operate. No difficult programming. Big clear ID screen. Only 4 controls: ground balance, discrimination, sensitivity, and frequency knobs with a finger trigger switch for all metal pinpointing. Automatic or user adjustable ground balance. Drop in battery pack. 50 hours on two 9 volt batteries! New computer design goes 30 % deeper on coin sized objects!

Features Include:
super fast target response & recovery
3 tone audio ID
battery strength indicator
sensitivity indicator
coin depth indicator
notch capability
optional VCO pinpointing
backlight for low light conditions :whites::detecting::clapping::thumbup::crylol::bouncy::please::wiggle::crazy::super::clap::jump::hot:::lol::rofl:
 
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