Every once in a great while something comes out of Hollywood that makes sense...!

[Art SC]

Igor: My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.


Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"


Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: [dreaming] I am not a Frankenstein. I'm a Fronkensteen. Don't give me that. I don't believe in fate. And I won't say it.
[pauses]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!


[From inside the haycart]
Inga: Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?
[Dr. Frankenstein stutters]
Inga: It's fun.
[She begins to roll in the hay]
Inga: Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.


Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
Igor: [doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.


Frau Bl

 

[todd[ma]]

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[cyberdan (SoCA)]

I saw it more than a dozen times when it first came out. I was working on a cruise ship (photographer) at the time, and they showed it every cruise. I think I remembered every line.

The singer on my ship (Charles Vick) had just broken up with Terri Gar and he was down there too, must have been for a different reason. They had been going together for quite a while.

My 2nd favorite line. (after knockers of course)
Hallo. Vould you like a roll in ze hay?