Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.....
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bul) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's emotional self to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-moon-ni-kay-shun) n.
Female... Sharing openly, thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-mint) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out on the town with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-mint) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or thick book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flat-chu-lunts) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ree-moht kun-trol) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND FINALLY... !!
He said . . . I don't know why you wear that damn bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you ?
He said . . ..... Hey, wanna try swapping positions tonight ?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart !
He said . ... What have you been doing with all that grocery money I have been giving you ?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . ..... Why is it women don't blink during foreplay ?
She said . . They don't have time !!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper ?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and handsome - looking?
She said . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night ?
He said . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.....
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bul) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's emotional self to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-moon-ni-kay-shun) n.
Female... Sharing openly, thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-mint) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out on the town with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-mint) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or thick book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flat-chu-lunts) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ree-moht kun-trol) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND FINALLY... !!
He said . . . I don't know why you wear that damn bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you ?
He said . . ..... Hey, wanna try swapping positions tonight ?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart !
He said . ... What have you been doing with all that grocery money I have been giving you ?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . ..... Why is it women don't blink during foreplay ?
She said . . They don't have time !!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper ?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and handsome - looking?
She said . . They already have boyfriends.
She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night ?
He said . . A widow.
He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.