Don't take this seriously but it could be true

[Pete in MI]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now. . . .

No Jesus

No Christmas

No television

No cheerleaders

No baseball

No football

No hockey

No golf

No tailgate parties

No Wal-Mart

No Home Depot

No pork BBQ

No hot dogs

No burgers

No chocolate chip cookies

No lobster

No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

No gumbo

No jambalaya

No Beer

Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife.

You can't shave.

Your wives can't shave.

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

Your bride is picked by someone else.

She smells just like your donkey.

But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there a mystery here?

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[MI$$OURI BETTY]

promised 70 virgins on the other side which has to be better than what they have on earth although it's not true! Liz said this to me, "No matter how many virgins they have...their hell is that they would be unable to perform! How's that for a comment from my friend? I had to laugh out loud when she told me this, also!

I bet you didn't expect this from this ole gal!

God Bless!
Betty

 

[pennies]

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[Pete in MI]

'the world' will be lucky if there are 70 virgins (that are not Christians). And since they hate Christians well guess someone is lying to them eh?

And you're right they aren't going to be im much of a mood when they get to hell to enjoy anything.

 

[MI$$OURI BETTY]

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[Mike from MI "Iron Brigade"]

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[Mike Chgo area]

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