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- Like all good celebrities big and SMALL, DAVE the Plumber has hired a publicity team.
The Press Office in Boise already boasts clients like Rockers Grand Funk Railroad and Eddie Money. Now they'll help (Dave) handle the flood of interview and appearance requests that have been pouring in since he became a household name during a First Grade Debate, At the New Pipe Wrench, Grade School
Despite rumors to the contrary, he's not planning to release a singing album, though a book is in the works on "How To Remove Snoose Cans And Apples From A Commercial Toilet Without Having To Remove It From The Wall
D.C. has been campaigning On A Ticket That after Nov 2 he can Double charge For every contract he signs---He is on his own bus tour around Idaho this week, and appeared with Sarah Palin Wednesday. His name has come up at every Klu Klux Clan rally at the largest town in his
District---The Town's name is Jack Ass Gulch I was NOT allowed to put in the middle name which was A$$---Dave's new publicist says "people are curious as to what's on his mind" (There are trying to find out if he has one that works)
The Press Office in Boise already boasts clients like Rockers Grand Funk Railroad and Eddie Money. Now they'll help (Dave) handle the flood of interview and appearance requests that have been pouring in since he became a household name during a First Grade Debate, At the New Pipe Wrench, Grade School
Despite rumors to the contrary, he's not planning to release a singing album, though a book is in the works on "How To Remove Snoose Cans And Apples From A Commercial Toilet Without Having To Remove It From The Wall
D.C. has been campaigning On A Ticket That after Nov 2 he can Double charge For every contract he signs---He is on his own bus tour around Idaho this week, and appeared with Sarah Palin Wednesday. His name has come up at every Klu Klux Clan rally at the largest town in his
District---The Town's name is Jack Ass Gulch I was NOT allowed to put in the middle name which was A$$---Dave's new publicist says "people are curious as to what's on his mind" (There are trying to find out if he has one that works)