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A crusty old man walks into a bank and tells the woman at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman says, "I beg your pardon sir, I must have misunderstood you, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a damn checking account, now."
"I'm very sorry sir, that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of the situation. The manager agrees that she does not have to listen to that type of language.
They both walk over to the old geezer and the manager asks him, "Sir what seems to be the problem here."
The old man says, " There is no damn problem. I just won 200 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to put the damn money in this damn bank!"
"I see" says the manager. "And this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
The astonished woman says, "I beg your pardon sir, I must have misunderstood you, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a damn checking account, now."
"I'm very sorry sir, that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller leaves and goes over to the bank manager to inform him of the situation. The manager agrees that she does not have to listen to that type of language.
They both walk over to the old geezer and the manager asks him, "Sir what seems to be the problem here."
The old man says, " There is no damn problem. I just won 200 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to put the damn money in this damn bank!"
"I see" says the manager. "And this bitch is giving you a hard time?"