Daddy's Little Girl
A father watched his young daughter
playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet
and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes
as he thought about her seeing the wonders
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God
had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at
two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?'
she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?'
she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,'
her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?'
the little girl asked.
As his heart soared
with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he replied
'No dear.
Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled,
thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat,
saying
'Well, we're not having any of that
Brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'
Brings a tear to your eye...
doesn't it
A father watched his young daughter
playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet
and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes
as he thought about her seeing the wonders
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God
had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at
two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?'
she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?'
she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,'
her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?'
the little girl asked.
As his heart soared
with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
he replied
'No dear.
Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled,
thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat,
saying
'Well, we're not having any of that
Brokeback mountain shit in our garden.'
Brings a tear to your eye...
doesn't it