Crunchbird................

[Wayne in BC]

While traveling one day, a fellow and his (blonde) wife stopped at a roadside attraction which had exotic critters. They soon separated and were each looking around when the feller saw a guy with a really big and homely looking bird on a perch next to him.
Curious, he asked, what kind of bird is that? Never saw a bird so big, and such a huge beak!
The guy said.......this is a Crunchbird and has the most powerfull beak in all of the bird world, watch this.
He then points at a steel bucket on the ground and says......... Crunchbird the bucket!
The bird hops down and instantly crushes the steel bucket flat with one crunch! Wow! says the feller, that's unbelievable!

Just then his wife shows up and says.......what is that ugly bird!
Her hubby proudly says......Hon that is a Crunchbird!
Blondie says........hah! Crunchbird my azz!

 

[luv the island]

This is a great place to be...

 

[ojm bc]

it was lunchtime and the lab was full of critters.One cage had a big rat in it.Dumbazz me put my hand near it to feed it part of my lunch.Wrong move dam rat bit my finger.Had to get medical shots ...

 

[Wayne in BC]

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[Micheal_R]

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[Royal]

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[luv the island]

with lots of greys fella...Don't think your special because you like bambi

 

[Royal]

hummmm? I think I might know. That island Bonaire? I saw a lot of wimmins down there by that discription

 

[WillyP]

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[Wayne in BC]

one never knows these days and it might like you

 

[WillyP]

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[ojm bc]

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[Kelley (Texas)]

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[Wayne in BC]

the men i know don't "luv" things They don't want me to "bite them" either, other than Royal or Willy, or Mike, or......ferget it