If I wrote this before...oh well...here it is again. The first year me and my wife dove off Cozumel was the most memorial vacation I have ever had. We dove everyday for a week...it is like a aquarium...just beautiful, especially at night. There are fish of every color and size and shape...and some are so weird you have to look twice to make sure that it was a fish that just went by, case in point is a File fish. A File fish at night is quite pretty...but the weird thing is...it floats vertically with it's head down.
Oh yeah, about the clear pants. On Wednesdays, the cruise ships show up and release their passengers from all over the world. Well me and my honey decide to take a cab to town to an Internet cafe to e-mail the girls, telephone calls from down there run about thirty bucks. Well we go by the these people walking towards town when I look ahead and see these two gals with clear pants and wearing thongs....vewwy interesting thinks I. Well my wife sees them and is NOT impressed. The internet cafe is right past where these two ladies are walking and we pull over about 50 yds in front of them. There just happen to be a couple native guys in a jeep across the street and they holler to them if they want a ride...they say no. By this time my wife has the door to the cafe open and everyone is listening to what is going on. The guy hollers again "come on...we give you ride anywhere!!!" One of the gals says "listen...we're lesbians, OK?, and the guy hollers back "das ok..we're lesbians too"!!!! He had no clue what a lesbian was, but he sure wanted to be one. Everyone in the cafe was cracking up...even my honey.
Oh yeah, about the clear pants. On Wednesdays, the cruise ships show up and release their passengers from all over the world. Well me and my honey decide to take a cab to town to an Internet cafe to e-mail the girls, telephone calls from down there run about thirty bucks. Well we go by the these people walking towards town when I look ahead and see these two gals with clear pants and wearing thongs....vewwy interesting thinks I. Well my wife sees them and is NOT impressed. The internet cafe is right past where these two ladies are walking and we pull over about 50 yds in front of them. There just happen to be a couple native guys in a jeep across the street and they holler to them if they want a ride...they say no. By this time my wife has the door to the cafe open and everyone is listening to what is going on. The guy hollers again "come on...we give you ride anywhere!!!" One of the gals says "listen...we're lesbians, OK?, and the guy hollers back "das ok..we're lesbians too"!!!! He had no clue what a lesbian was, but he sure wanted to be one. Everyone in the cafe was cracking up...even my honey.
