Couldn't make up her mind

[Anonymous]

So I'm pulling a few clads from a High School field when this lady stops by to watch. Well, she got all amazed when I popped up a dime along with a grub worm. She says " your going to cover him up aren't you? He wants to live too." I looked at her and seen she was serious. Lady, what about those birds that been following me around? They want to live too. You do like birds don't you, I asked?" She looked at the birds, than the grub and walked away. I know this lady from her many anti hunting "letters to the Editor" she writes in the fall.

 

[Anonymous]

Probably the same lady who said I was taking money from the school. (I love hitting the schools, kids are so carefree with our money we give them) I said "If you can find the owners of this little bit of change thats great, Now, if you can find out who dropped all these bottle caps and pull tabs, tin foil and junk that I'm picking up to throw away, do you think they'd like to have these back also?" (as I show her all the crap in my other pocket). "Oh my" I think she mumbled