Craig in Alabama
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Cooter liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract
the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Bubba for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool...
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside
them. I'm telling ya man.....you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Cooter hits the swimming hole with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Every body at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering
their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Cooter went back to his buddy Bubba and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
Lord-Almighty Cooter!" said Bubba, "the tater goes in the front!"
Cooter liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract
the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Bubba for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool...
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of
Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside
them. I'm telling ya man.....you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Cooter hits the swimming hole with his spanking new
tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Every body at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering
their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Cooter went back to his buddy Bubba and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
Lord-Almighty Cooter!" said Bubba, "the tater goes in the front!"