If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science
exam answers... *
*Q: Name the four seasons. *
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
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Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. *
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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Q: How is dew formed? *
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
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Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?* (Brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
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Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? *
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
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Q: What are steroids? *
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
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Q: What happens to your body as you age? *
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental..
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Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? *
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The
kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
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Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. *
A: Premature death.
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Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) *
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I,
O, and U.
*
Q: What is the fibula?*
A: A small lie.
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Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) *
A: Nearby.
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Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' *
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
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Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' *
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
exam answers... *
*Q: Name the four seasons. *
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
*
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. *
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
*
Q: How is dew formed? *
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
*
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?* (Brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.
*
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? *
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to
flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature
hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
*
Q: What are steroids? *
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
*
Q: What happens to your body as you age? *
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental..
*
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? *
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The
kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
*
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. *
A: Premature death.
*
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) *
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the
heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I,
O, and U.
*
Q: What is the fibula?*
A: A small lie.
*
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) *
A: Nearby.
*
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' *
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
*
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' *
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.