Well, you may be sorry you asked me to "tell us a little . . ." I just happens to be my favorite subject lol. Not really, I don't have a favorite subject. Now, all about me.
I'm cute, cuddly, and cunning. Translate that to mean "Dried up old fart." I'm retired. I'm a retired "rocket scientist," of all things. You know, one of those things that isn't needed in order to see the pitiable human condition, among other things of course.
I was raised in the Tennessee Baptist Orphans Home in Brentwood Tennessee, twelve miles south of Nashville. Because of my soul stunting rearing, I can quote scripture (that I don't believe) for fifty years without stopping, and I'm so uptight about "Good and Godly things" that I can't fart properly.
I worked thirty one years and seventeen days as a nuclear missile technician for "Uncle Sam." In that erstwhile capacity I traveled the world, mostly Namfy, Crete Greece, the Outer Hebrides of Scotland, White Sands, NM, and Cape Canaveral, with many other stops along the way.
Then, because my momma dropped me on my head too many times, I hired on with Goodyear Tire and Rubber for another eleven years. Again as a technician, but I was no longer smart enough to see "the pitiable human condition among other things."
I've been married to the same ugly battle ax for more than fifty years. I love her dearly. We have two chillians, boy/girl, both long grown, gone, and doing fine. We have four Grand kids, one of which is a very pretty girl, spoiled-ass rotten, of course.
I spend my days dreaming bout the good old days, and taking care of my seven hundred momma cows and their babies. Oh yeah, and some really badass bulls lol.
I smoke, drink, lust after women, and love life like crazy. Btw, thanks for asking bout me.
Dewd.