YELLOWDOGDAVE
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A little old lady from New Orleans had worked in and around family dairy
farms since she was old enough to walk...with hours of hard work and little
compensation ...and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
stores (1940s or 50's???) she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the
best slogan...a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all...."
and
she said, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I
can do this!!!!
She sent in her entry and about a week later, a black limo drove up in
front
of her house...a man got out and said, Carnation LOVED your entry so much,
we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use
it....
Here is her entry:
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Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no $hit to haul
no buckets to wash, no hay to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-_itch!
farms since she was old enough to walk...with hours of hard work and little
compensation ...and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
stores (1940s or 50's???) she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the
best slogan...a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all...."
and
she said, I know all about milk and dairy farms...I
can do this!!!!
She sent in her entry and about a week later, a black limo drove up in
front
of her house...a man got out and said, Carnation LOVED your entry so much,
we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use
it....
Here is her entry:
================================
Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no $hit to haul
no buckets to wash, no hay to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-_itch!