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Captain bottletops law of treasure physics (coinz &rings vs trash)

This is captain bottletops law of metal detecting and should be read and understood by all metal detector users , captain bottletops coin & rings vs trash law is called the law of coinativity.
Law 1 :- For every 1000 coins that you remove from the ground then on average you will find 1 ring. (mostly a silver ring or sometimes if you are lucky gold).

Law 2. For every 1000 pull tabs you dig you will find 1 gold ring (on average).

Law 3. 95% of all detected targets will be a trash target with the remaining 5% of all detected targets been split between non ferrous Trash and coins.

LAW 4 On average it will take 10 years of coin shooting to pay for your explorer or other top range detector.

LAW 5 Metal detector dealers are rich people who own big houses and big cars and make vast profit from coin hunters.

LAW 6. Metal detectors cost 100 $ to make and are sold for 1900$.

Law 7. Thou shal be milked dry of your hard earned money by all metal detector accssorie makers.

Happy hunting ....... And remember on your 1000 th pull tab then the next signal will be a gold ring :laugh:
 
You are starting to sound like one of my Former Spoiled Kids..:surprised::yikes:

Yes "Former" I just Couldn't take their Behavior any more and do to the Economy they just had to gooo...:cheekkiss:

You buy them the Best of Everything and they still aren't happy...:rant:

unless you make them happy by giving them things......

Well sorry to say To them: Some things you have to do & work on for yourself...... Maybe I come from the Old School but I come from a place where if you what something Bad enough You have to Work for it .....

And don't let anything or anyone get i your way of doing it.....

And Never Let anyone bring you down....
 
Law 8.

For every die-hard detectorist, there are ten detectorists that gave up the hobby because of (insert your excuse here). That equates to 10x more finds for the die-hard detectorist.
 
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