Canadian and Texan humour:biggrin: ...............

[Wayne in BC]

A Texan, a Frenchman & a Canadian are out riding horses.
>>>>
>>>>The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then
>>>>another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun
>>>>and shoots the bottle in mid air. The Canadian looks at him and says,
>>>>"What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"
>>>>
>>>>The Texan says, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are
>>>>cheap."
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Frenchman pulls out a
>>>>bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle in the air,
>>>>pulls out his gun and shoots it. The Canadian can't believe this and
>>>>says, "What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of
>>>>Champagne!"
>>>>
>>>>The Frenchman says "In France there's plenty of Champagne and bottles
>>>>are cheap."
>>>>
>>>>So a while later the Canadian pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it,
>>>>takes a sip, takes another sip, and then chugs the rest. He then puts
>>>>the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun, turns around and
>>>>shoots the Frenchman.
>>>>
>>>>The Texan, shocked, says, "Why did you do that?"
>>>>
>>>>The Canadian says, "Well, in Canada, we have plenty of Frenchmen, but
>>>>empty beer bottles are worth a dime."

 

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