Wayne in BC
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washed his "thing" and couldn't do a "hare" with it? 
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Bunny again! :biggrin: .....did ya hear about the little rabbit who.............
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Anonymous
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Wayne, I hope you are making progress as a prospector, because I think your prospects as a comedienne are dismal.
Wayne in BC
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HAHAHAA! Hi Vlad!
It aint never gonna be my day job
How ya doing bud? Glad to see you posting even if you are a bit cranky
Give us a story, i know you have some great ones!
It aint never gonna be my day job
How ya doing bud? Glad to see you posting even if you are a bit cranky
Give us a story, i know you have some great ones!
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Anonymous
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C's et moi' cranky?
A guy is crossing the desert and is almost dead from lack of water, and he comes upon a man sitting at a table under a large tarp. Spread out on a card table are ties, priced at $200 each. The man dying of thirst croakers out, "do you have any water?" The other man replies, "no, but I have some nice ties for sale". The man screams out "I don't need a damn tie, I need water". The salesman points back over his shoulder and says, "two miles that way is all the water you need at a restaurant", and with that the thirsty man staggers off. Three hours later the guy comes staggering back and collapses. The salesman said, "I told you it was in that direction two miles, couldn't you find it?"
"I found it alright the man rasped, your brother would not let me in without a tie!"
A guy is crossing the desert and is almost dead from lack of water, and he comes upon a man sitting at a table under a large tarp. Spread out on a card table are ties, priced at $200 each. The man dying of thirst croakers out, "do you have any water?" The other man replies, "no, but I have some nice ties for sale". The man screams out "I don't need a damn tie, I need water". The salesman points back over his shoulder and says, "two miles that way is all the water you need at a restaurant", and with that the thirsty man staggers off. Three hours later the guy comes staggering back and collapses. The salesman said, "I told you it was in that direction two miles, couldn't you find it?"
"I found it alright the man rasped, your brother would not let me in without a tie!"
Wayne in BC
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