charlie (ky)
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Bubba and Cooter are walking down different ends of a street toward each other. Cooter is carrying a sack. When they meet, Bubba says, "Whatcha got in the bag?" Cooter, "Just some chickens." Bubba, "If I guess how many there are, can I have one?" Cooter, "Heck, I'll give you both of them!" Bubba, "Okay. Five?"