Bubba and Bean, met in the park every day after work to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Bean didn't show up, and Bubba didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold or some such.
But after Bean hadn't shown up at work or at the park for a week or so, Bubba really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to do a lot of detecting together) was at the park, and Bubba couldn't remember where Bean had moved to shortly after comming to Alabama, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him since Bean was also so frugal, he didn't even have a phone.
A month passed and Bubba figured old Bean had gone to his heavenly
reward, but one day Bubba approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Bean, munching on a taco!
Bubba was very excited and happy to see Bean and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Bean, what happened to you???"
Bean replied, "I just got out of jail."
"Jail???," cried Bubba! "What in the world for???"
"Well," Bean said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at
the "Big S Diner" where we sometimes get coffee?"
Yeah" said Bubba, "You bet I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old fart like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.
The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury."
But after Bean hadn't shown up at work or at the park for a week or so, Bubba really got worried. However, the only time they ever got together anymore (they used to do a lot of detecting together) was at the park, and Bubba couldn't remember where Bean had moved to shortly after comming to Alabama, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him since Bean was also so frugal, he didn't even have a phone.
A month passed and Bubba figured old Bean had gone to his heavenly
reward, but one day Bubba approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Bean, munching on a taco!
Bubba was very excited and happy to see Bean and told him so! Then he said, "For crying out loud Bean, what happened to you???"
Bean replied, "I just got out of jail."
"Jail???," cried Bubba! "What in the world for???"
"Well," Bean said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at
the "Big S Diner" where we sometimes get coffee?"
Yeah" said Bubba, "You bet I remember her. What about her?"
"Well one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old fart like me could still do, that when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.
The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury."