Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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[size=large]In the back woods of Alabama, a woman went into labor in the middle of the night. A Doctor was called out to assist in the delivery and brought his half cousin, Bubba, with him just in case. To keep the nervous Bubba busy, the Doctor handed him a lantern and said. "Here you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing. Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down Bubba... I think there's another wee one to come." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. "No,no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, It seems there's another one inside!" cried the Doctor. Bubba scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the Doctor, "Do ye think it's the light that's attractin' em?.
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