Blondes! :(

[Royal]

A gorgeous young red head goes into the doctor's office and
says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

Then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.
She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a red head, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," said the doctor, "Your finger is broken."

 

[butch...ar]

Sunny, A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" Sunny thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

 

[butch...ar]

Football FINALLY makes sense.......... OJ, took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, OJ asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, OJ asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

 

[Art SC]

n/t

 

[Art SC]

Before they came along, the Pollacks were REALLY have a hard time!

 

[ojm bc]

There was a power outage at a department store today,Twenty blonds are trapped on the escalators.