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Blondes and horses :lol: ..........

Wayne in BC

New member
A blonde girly was admiring a pretty Palomino horse....
She stroked his mane and ears while looking around to see if anyone was watching.
She never ridden a horse before and was determined to try, heck she thought, folks have been doing this for thousands of years, it could not be that hard!
Nobody was watching so she eased up beside the lovely animal and putting her foot in the stirrup, sprang to his back!
The horse immediately began to gallop and the girl was terrified to suddenly be flopping around with no sense of control at all! Pulling mightily on the reins had no effect at all and the blonde was now in serious danger and began screaming as she began to slip from the saddle!
She would have been injured or worse if the Wallmart greeter had not rushed over and unplugged the mighty steed!
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I was worried that my response to Fred in the thread below would put me on a certain someones list.....I think you just moved to the top!:lol:
 
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you were going to tell the blondes name, and I know what her name was. Then you would have been in a heap of trouble, boy!

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if you get me a beer? <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm799YYCA' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_2_110v.gif' alt='Waitress' border=0></a>
 
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