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WillyP

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A professor at the University of Manitoba was giving a lecture on
'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical
students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the
professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a
young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your arse
is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied,
'Probably deer hunting with his buddies'. It took 45 minutes to
restore order in the classroom.........
 
Another prof, in creative writing, wanted his class to write a [very] short story... the shorter the better. It had to combine three elements... religion, sex and mystery.




The winner??? A young lady's entry was.. "My God, I'm pregnant.... I wonder who did it?"

calm seas

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