setting on a park bench, feeding the birds. A young punk came by and sat down on the same bench.
This kid was a freak. Blue, yellow and green hair, cut in a mohawk and poney tail. Black fingernails and so many piercings that he looked like a pincoushion.
The old man just sets there feeding the birds and looking at the kid, saying nothing.
The kid looked at the old geezer and said, 'What you looking at old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild and crazy when you were young?"
The old man looked at the kid and said, 'Yes I did actually. I got drunk one night and made love to a parrot and I was just setting here wondering if you were my kid!"
This kid was a freak. Blue, yellow and green hair, cut in a mohawk and poney tail. Black fingernails and so many piercings that he looked like a pincoushion.
The old man just sets there feeding the birds and looking at the kid, saying nothing.
The kid looked at the old geezer and said, 'What you looking at old man? Didn't you ever do anything wild and crazy when you were young?"
The old man looked at the kid and said, 'Yes I did actually. I got drunk one night and made love to a parrot and I was just setting here wondering if you were my kid!"