vlad
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When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, " I am putting a box under the bed and you must promise never to open it."
In all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never did. However on the afternoon of their 30 years of marriage anniversary, curiousity
got the best of her and she opened the box to find 3 empty beer cans and $281,875.78 in cash. She closed the box and slid it
back under the bed, doubly curious as to why there was even such a box with such contents. That evening after their anniversary
dinner, Hillary confessed, saying, " I am sorry, but today after all theses years, temptation overcame me and I opened the box.
But why do you keep 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said," I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth; whenever I was unfaithful to you
I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm,
Jennifer, Paula and Monica, I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior, but since you are a sex addict, 3 times is
not bad considering your problem." They hugged and made peace. But a little while later Hillary asked Bill, "Why do you have the
money in the box?" Bill answered, "Well whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I TOOK THEM TO THE RECYCLING CENTER
AND REDEEMED THEM FOR CASH."
In all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never did. However on the afternoon of their 30 years of marriage anniversary, curiousity
got the best of her and she opened the box to find 3 empty beer cans and $281,875.78 in cash. She closed the box and slid it
back under the bed, doubly curious as to why there was even such a box with such contents. That evening after their anniversary
dinner, Hillary confessed, saying, " I am sorry, but today after all theses years, temptation overcame me and I opened the box.
But why do you keep 3 beer cans in the box?"
Bill thought for a while and said," I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth; whenever I was unfaithful to you
I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmm,
Jennifer, Paula and Monica, I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior, but since you are a sex addict, 3 times is
not bad considering your problem." They hugged and made peace. But a little while later Hillary asked Bill, "Why do you have the
money in the box?" Bill answered, "Well whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I TOOK THEM TO THE RECYCLING CENTER
AND REDEEMED THEM FOR CASH."