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Betcha didn't know this about Bubba .....

Ed SW Fla

New member
Well, Bubba used to have a furniture business in Alabama, before he got into the pallet making "bidness", decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Alabama.

To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house. Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her.

She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, Bubba has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
 
Long, long time ago I used to work in a casino. The first night of the new season I was working at a table and this beautiful exotic lady sat down and started gambling. After a few hours she decided it was time to retire so she handed me her credit card. I kept insisting that we don't take credit cards at the table.

After a couple of explanations she left and the guy at the table next to me then informed me that the hotel had just modernized their room locks. They now used a card entry system now. :lol:
 
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