Best redneck joke of the New year, so far (There's always hope).
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come
upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the
size of it.
The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
bottom, I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says" I don't know,
let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom."
The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here, give me a
hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it
over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they
hear a rustling in the brush behind em. As they turn around they see a
goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no
hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about
a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
transmission! "
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along they come
upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the
size of it.
The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
bottom, I wonder how deep it is?" The second hunter says" I don't know,
let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit
bottom."
The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here, give me a
hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it
over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they
hear a rustling in the brush behind em. As they turn around they see a
goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no
hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about
a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
And the old farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a
transmission! "
