Subject: The Blonde
Dear Diary. > >> > >> Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those > > expensive > >> double pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from > > the > >> contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had > > been > >> completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo? > > Now > >> just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. > > So, > >> I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last > > year. > >> .....namely, that in the ONE YEAR these windows would pay for > >> themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was > > only > >> silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... > > He > >> didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument
Dear Diary. > >> > >> Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those > > expensive > >> double pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from > > the > >> contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had > > been > >> completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo? > > Now > >> just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. > > So, > >> I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last > > year. > >> .....namely, that in the ONE YEAR these windows would pay for > >> themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was > > only > >> silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... > > He > >> didn't call back. Guess I won that stupid argument
