2008s
First Christmas Joke
Three
men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,
"You must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven."
The
first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled
out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a
candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint
Peter said.
The
second man reached into his pocket and pulled out
a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're
bells."
Saint
Peter said "You may pass through the pearly
gates."
The
third man started searching desperately through
his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of
women's panties.
St.
Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, "And just what do those
symbolize?"
The
man replied, "These are Carols."
And
So The Christmas Season
Begins......
First Christmas Joke
Three
men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,
"You must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into
heaven."
The
first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled
out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a
candle," he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint
Peter said.
The
second man reached into his pocket and pulled out
a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're
bells."
Saint
Peter said "You may pass through the pearly
gates."
The
third man started searching desperately through
his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of
women's panties.
St.
Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, "And just what do those
symbolize?"
The
man replied, "These are Carols."
And
So The Christmas Season
Begins......