Apology to the community!!!

[Bowie]

I dont know exactly where to place this,Im banned from the classifieds deserving it as well. Twice a year I let myself partake of a few drinks,actually it was more than a few,Old Charter being the culprit. I placed an add in classifieds trading for a woman with a description..
We just got moved into a new house, and yesterday, wife had me doing honey dos all day. The sad thing, it was pretty and warm after days of rain and cold,lol. It was no big deal, weve been married for 31 years, shes a good person. Told her I was gonna trade her in and showed her my add, she laughed, good humor on this end. But I can see where someone out there may take it wrong. I guess Ive become to lax and think of all of you as good friends even though Ive never met any of you, guess thats dumb. Anyway I dropped the guard last night and messed up.
I humbly appologize, and do hope nothing is held in anger against me. I also apologize to the ladies frequenting the forum.
Sincerely,
John

 

[silversmith]

Hey Bowie, ya 'bess not get the rest of us out here thinkin' 'bout kind of stuff. Gettin' a new model now and then, might be a good idea!

 

[Nancy-IL]

Well darn..........so much for my resume. Happy Hunting????????, Nancy

 

[silversmith]

Oh, Nancy.........! That's not you is it? Naw! My Nancy's in the living room. Just couldn't be.

 

[mike from Illinois]

Hey John . Thought it was rather funny myself. Seems like everyone is so uptight nowdays , and nobody knows how to take a joke anymore. Mike

 

[midwestmike]

When my wife turned forty, I told her I was going to trade her in for two twenties. She replied, "Good luck with that".

 

[Pyledriver]

I saw the ad and thought it was funny! Obviously a joke, heck I even showed my wife and she said it sounded like something me or one of my buddies would do. Banned? Seriously?

 

[Bowie]

Its all good now, they let me have access to that forum and were understanding and I was understanding cause I cant mess up no more, and looks like everyone is understanding cept Susan and think thats because shes still laughing at me.
Now I need to find out what jello shots are.
Happy New Year,
John

 

[Larry (IL)]

....Jello made with alcohol instead of water often sold, (or given away), in little plastic containers, equivalent to a shot of booze.

Some boaters playing "bobbing for jello"

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[Bowie]

I want one, I want one,lol. Well this country bumpkin has heard it all now. BTW, do ya think Nancy would share the recipe????
Thanks,
John

 

[Nancy-IL]

The recipe should be in your mailbox. Enjoy! HH, Nancy

 

[tab-nabit]

That's alright - when I asked my wife if she qualified for the Cash-4-Clunkers program, she said I can look her up when I retire from the Men-O-Pause Biker Club

 

[jbow]

I didn't see it but i'm glad everything worked out. All I can say is if Old Charter did it... be glad you weren't drinking Bakers or Bookers... laff, you might have posted a pic then. Laff...

I've done my share of poorly thought out humor, well, it seemed funny at the time.

J

 

[silversmith]

Hey Bowie, the problem on this forum and other places and all over our country, is folks are so damn'd politically correct, the can't smile without being afraid they are offending somebody. I throw little funnies out often to make people laugh, and just get angry responses in return, or even total avoidance.
Hey Bowie, don't let 'em take away your funny bone. Most of us extreme right wingers, love a good laugh, so, sling 'em out .

 

[hershey1]

What is a Right Winger? My coil goes left and Right.

 

[silversmith]

Oh ma gosh! Are you positive or negative? Are you in or out? Are you up or down? Are you this way or that way? Which shoe do you put on first, the right or the left? This could really get serious, Hershey1 Has this ever happened on Find's before.