Another blonde

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A lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when a man flagged her down.The man walked up to the car and asked. 'Are you going to San Diego?' 'Yes I am,' answered the lady, 'do you need a lift?'

Not for me. My truck broke down. and my problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo.They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day.Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me ? I'll give you $100 dollars for your trouble.'

'I'd be happy to,' said the lady.So the two chimpanzees were carefully strapped into the back seat of the lady's car, and off they went. Five hours later,the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified ! .

There was the lady walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps.With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the lady.What the hell are you doing here? he demanded, 'I gave you $100 dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo.'

'Yes,I know you did, 'said the lady,' but we had money left over---so now we're going to---










Sea World.'

 

[VT Dave]

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[david(tx)]

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