Bubba and Miss Vicki are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.......
Bubba gets up and goes to the door where a drunken General Ray, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says Bubba, "It is three o'clock in the morning. I don't care if it is your birthday, I've been treating you special all dang day, but now I'm real tired and sleepy." Bubba slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked Miss Vicki.
"Just ol' Ray asking for a push," Bubba answers.
"Did you help him?" Miss Vicki asked.
"No, I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!"
Miss Vicki said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
Bubba does as he is told (of course), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark,
"Hey Ray? Are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out Bubba.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asks Bubba.
"Over here on the swing!!" replies Ray.
Bubba gets up and goes to the door where a drunken General Ray, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says Bubba, "It is three o'clock in the morning. I don't care if it is your birthday, I've been treating you special all dang day, but now I'm real tired and sleepy." Bubba slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked Miss Vicki.
"Just ol' Ray asking for a push," Bubba answers.
"Did you help him?" Miss Vicki asked.
"No, I did not. It is three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!"
Miss Vicki said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
Bubba does as he is told (of course), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark,
"Hey Ray? Are you still there?"
"Yes" comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out Bubba.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the darkness.
"Where are you?" asks Bubba.
"Over here on the swing!!" replies Ray.