Just a little while ago,I was sitting in my recliner,watching one of our dogs scratching,when the most amusing song lyrics came a-rolling out,here it is all the way through:"MY DOG GAVE ME FLEAS FOR CHRISTMAS,IT'S THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING ALL YEAR/MY DOG GAVE ME FLEAS FOR CHRISTMAS,HE SAID HE SIMPLY WANTS TO SHARE HIS JOY AND CHEER/ I DON'T WANT TO APPEAR UNGRATEFUL,LIKE THOSE WHOSE GIFTS GATHER DUST ON THE SHELF/ BUT I TOLD THAT LONG EARED HOUND,WHEN NEXT CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND ,HE CAN KEEP HIS JOY AND CHEER TO HIMSELF".......What ya think???.........