An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates....

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..... St.Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, your an engineer---you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer is dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell,and , as is the wont of engineers,starts desighning and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning,cold beer machines,flush toilets,and escalators,and Engineer William is a pretty populler guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the cell phone and asks, "So how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going heavonly." We've got air condioning,cold beer machines,flushing toilets,and working escalaters,and there's no telling what engineer William is going to come up with next. "God replies, "What you've got an engineer?" That's a mistake ----- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says,"No way. I like having an engineer on the staff,and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here are I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers,

"Yeah right ." And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

 

[VT Dave]

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[Art SC]

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