Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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[size=large]A teacher gives the children the asiment of drawing a picture of their mom at work. One little girl tuns in this drawing of her mom then proudly takes it home for mom to see.
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The moms sends the little girl back to school the next day with a note for the teacher that read:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic pole dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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The moms sends the little girl back to school the next day with a note for the teacher that read:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic pole dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith
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