Vernon in Virginia~Formerly Alaska
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URBAN assault tactics........... Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming a supported firing stance, and any common practice of marksmanship whatsoever.
Hip-Hop Rapper, Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory,
the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. Lethality is achieved by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, similar to un-aimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing.
Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.
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Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.
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Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges with his funky shuffle! Score; 9 8 9 9 9 8 9!
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Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and bellowing like an Ox - note the camouflage pants!
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Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup. "YO, s'up wit dis?"
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The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.
Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa! Apparently, these idiots don't know or understand the concept that these are shoulder-fired weapons...REALLY!
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This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance. Note the deceptive use of pink clam diggers and the yellow radio - he must be the RTO? Guy in blue pants won't be able to hear for two weeks.
Hip-Hop Rapper, Gangsta shooting stances are mandatory,
the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the most popular. Lethality is achieved by subjecting the target to a wide swathe of area fire, similar to un-aimed indirect artillery, or scaring the enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop style dancing while firing.
Points are awarded for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.
[attachment 13933 1.jpg]
Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle "Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.
[attachment 13934 2.jpg]
Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to impress the judges with his funky shuffle! Score; 9 8 9 9 9 8 9!
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Firing from the hip while putting on the best "Game Face" and bellowing like an Ox - note the camouflage pants!
[attachment 13936 4.jpg]
Here we have a classic! The "prone Warrior " firing position - too bad the magazine spring has blown out from the bottom of his beautifully blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup. "YO, s'up wit dis?"
[attachment 13937 5.jpg]
The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life jacket.
Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks Boo-yaa! Apparently, these idiots don't know or understand the concept that these are shoulder-fired weapons...REALLY!
[attachment 13938 6.jpg]
This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer Swagger" shooting stance. Note the deceptive use of pink clam diggers and the yellow radio - he must be the RTO? Guy in blue pants won't be able to hear for two weeks.