A word to the wise:

[LabradorBob]

DO NOT,eat a big hand full of Ginger Snap cookies on your way out the door to go metal detecting.
I'm detecting away,got my headphones on,trying to pick out the tones,hey whats that tone,is something wrong with my head phones?
Nope,that's my stomach making that noise.
I run for the truck as best i can,and barely make it to the nearest,convenience store.
It's good for them it wasn't occupied.
Anyway,pick a different cookie.
LabradorBob

 

[Gilly in Illinois]

I keep an "emergency kit" in the truck just for that reason! When your miles from civilization, tall weeds will have to do!

Gilly

 

[LabradorBob]

I was at a Church in Kansas,with one lone tree on the lot.
I was praying from the time i left the church,till i got to the convenience store.

LabradorBob

 

[Gilly in Illinois]

Wowwzzza!!! That would suck!

Gilly

 

[grumpyolman]

I think you meant to say that really, 'blows.' The older you get the worse it gets. I resemble that remark.

 

[muggsc]

I think this thread has a little TOO much information!

Cal

 

[RLOH]

n/t

 

[deeponedge]

Bryce has learned that when we hunt together...he never lets me stray too far from the nearest place with a restroom.

 

[UtahRich]

Coca Cola and slightly undercooked McDonald's hashbrowns. For me it is like diet coke and mentos with a ten minute delay. The worst.

 

[grumpyolman]

Ah Hah! There are a few of us around who are older than 40. They laugh at us now at needing to have the closest relief station in mind, but there day will come also...Jim

 

[bill67]

In '97 my colon perforated and I had to have emergency surgery and be gutted like a deer.... ever since then my colon has been like E.F. Hutton .... when it speaks you better listen............

 

[sasquache]

n/t

 

[rbholt80]

i left a pair of underware in the woods on one hunt.
my first wife didnt beleave and said i was out doing the dirty with another gall.
i actualy drove back with her and showed her lol that shut her up.
moral to this story is keep some striken paper with you at all times.

 

[Ron Y]

One year the adult beverages were flowing at deer camp, the next morning my buddy needed to cut off the tops of his socks out in the woods.

Sometimes that will do instead of your underwear, unless there is a round two.

 

[Bayrat76]

n/t

 

[LabradorBob]

It was defenately a low tone! LOL

 

[bill67]

I'm thinking if everything ends up falling apart in our country toilet paper could be like gold ....... What an investment !!