Once upon a time, there were three bears named Pappa Bear. Momma Bear and Baby Bear.
One morning Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks down into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks.
Just then, Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He also looks down into his big bowl, and it is empty as well. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?"
"It was Momma Bear who got up first. It was Momma Bear who woke everyone else in the house. It was Momma Bear who made the coffee. It was was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher left over from last night and put everything away. It was Momma Bear who went out in the freezing cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and wood for breakfast. It was Momma Bear who set the dang table just as she did last night and ever meal before that. It was also Momma Bear who put the freakin' cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish."
"...and, NOW that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-@sses downstairs and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, you will kindly listen up and listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time..."
"I haven't had time to even MAKE the damn porridge, yet!!
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One morning Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks down into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks.
Just then, Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He also looks down into his big bowl, and it is empty as well. "Who's been eating my Porridge?!!" he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "How many times do we have to go through this with you idiots?"
"It was Momma Bear who got up first. It was Momma Bear who woke everyone else in the house. It was Momma Bear who made the coffee. It was was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher left over from last night and put everything away. It was Momma Bear who went out in the freezing cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and wood for breakfast. It was Momma Bear who set the dang table just as she did last night and ever meal before that. It was also Momma Bear who put the freakin' cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and food dish."
"...and, NOW that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-@sses downstairs and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, you will kindly listen up and listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time..."
"I haven't had time to even MAKE the damn porridge, yet!!
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