Kelley (Texas)
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A rich South Texas man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Hank, the only redneck in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Hank was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10-foot, man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and every one turned around and saw Hank in the pool!
Hank was fighting the gator and kicking its a$$! Hank was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Hank and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Hank strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Hank then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Hank, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Hank.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Hank.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Hank said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Hank, then what do you want?
Hank said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Hank was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10-foot, man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and every one turned around and saw Hank in the pool!
Hank was fighting the gator and kicking its a$$! Hank was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Hank and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Hank strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Hank then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Hank, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Hank.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Hank.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Hank said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Hank, then what do you want?
Hank said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool.
Linda is not here to keep track on them but we can count on our Texan!!!